Sixth candidate in Seattle for ‘America’s Stupidest Charities’

America's Stupidest CharitiesThe telephone caller was working for the National Police and Troopers Association. He said the organization provided help to families of cops killed in the line of duty. Would I make a small financial pledge and return it in an envelope I would be sent? It certainly seemed like a pitch for a charity.

The caller said his name was something that sounded like Ken Doherty. But it might have been Ken Dougherty, Ken Daugherty or some other spelling. I didn’t know. So I politely asked him to spell his name for me.


Ken promptly hung up without uttering another word. Some questions, I suppose, are just too difficult.

But I already knew the general answer. That’s because I once wrote up in this space the NPTA, a trade name used by the International Union of Police Associations AFL-CIO. I called the organization “among the scuzziest” outfits trolling for money in Seattle. Why? It outrageously misrepresented what it did and spent next to nothing on anything remotely connected with good works.

Besides “scuzziest,” I now can make the IUPA/NPTA the sixth candidate for my long-running list of America’s Stupidest Charities. The criteria is pretty simple: charities that call the New To Seattle world headquarters asking for money despite being the subject of a previous critical post. Can it get any dumber than that?

(Maybe. This organization also is severely challenged by spelling. It can’t even agree on its own name. The official NPTA website home page calls it the “National Police and Troopers Association”–Troopers in the plural. But an official badge, reproduced above, that was on the site until a few days ago uses “Trooper”–singular. In his call to me, Ken He-Who-Can’t-Spell-His-Last-Name also used Trooper in the singular.) Continue reading

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From Seattle area, one on, one off, new Forbes 400 list

Forbes 400The new Forbes 400 list of the, well, 400 richest Americans was released today. Led again by Bill Gates, the Seattle-area contingent still numbers eight, including four of the top 26. But there’s been a slight change in the lineup.

Gabe Newell, the co-founder of Valve Corp., the video game store, is on the list for the first time at No. 307, with a net worth of $2.2 billion. He’s been on previous Forbes lists of the world’s billionaires (put at $1.3 billion in March, so he’s had a good half-year ride). But that list includes any billionaire. The U.S., on the other hand, is so lousy with billies that not all of them can make the Forbes 400. Continue reading

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Is the Seattle boom about to implode?

Downtown Seattle

Downtown Seattle

The latest national traffic congestion list just came out, and the Seattle area ranked No. 7. That’s really no surprise to folks who live in the isthmus that is Seattle. But it’s likely going to get a lot worse. People are pouring in here for jobs, and the infrastructure just isn’t ready for ’em. The city is becoming a poster child for inept urban planning.

In their infinite wisdom, city and state leaders are working on a project that will will reduce from six to four the number of lanes on one of the only two north-south limited-access roads in Seattle. (That is, if the project is every completed; this is the famous Tunnel Sinking Seattle.) While somewhat extensive, the mass transit system is slow and inefficient, even when mudslides don’t shut down the only commuter railroad from north of the city, as they have hundreds of times over the past decade.

Meanwhile, The Seattle Times just came out against a proposal on the November ballot to raise taxes for transit purposes. The paper pointed out the large number of mismanaged, delayed and over-budget infrastructure projects that adorn the Seattle area, like Starbucks coffee shops. Continue reading

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The Rime of the Seattle Mariners (reprise)

Rime of the Seattle MarinersThe firing today of Seattle Mariners General Manager Jack Zduriencik, whose seven-year reign produced five losing seasons and no playoff trips, called to mind my April 2012 post, shortly after becoming New To Seattle, about the seeming lack of local enthusiasm for the baseball team. The post seems worth repeating below.


Okay. I grew up around Philadelphia, where rooting for the Phillies was an article of faith even though for much of my formulative years it was a crappy, disappointing team playing in a falling-apart stadium in a bad part of town. We talked baseball all the time, even when the Phils hit the National League cellar four straight seasons, including, in 1961, their epic 23-game losing streak. That’s still the MLB record for this century and the last. It wasn’t until 1980 that the Phillies won their first-ever World Series–two months after I had moved to Houston.

But there I had the Astros, which had a decent following and baseball’s first indoor stadium as a respite from the city’s drenching heat, rain and humidity. Later, I lived in other places where, despite ups and downs, baseball fanaticism was legendary: New York, Los Angeles and even Albuquerque. When I resided there during the 1994 major league baseball strike, the Dodgers triple-A farm team, the Albuquerque Dukes, won the Pacific Coast League title and a claim to be the best professional baseball team not on a picket line.

Then I became New To Seattle.

In my 10 months here, the Seattle Mariners have been mentioned in my presence maybe twice. One was by an acquaintance who happens to own a small share of the team. I can’t remember the other instance, but I’m just being cautious. Continue reading

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Charity trolling in Seattle is sued for fraud by a donor

charity trollingThis could get interesting.

A Florida lawyer who got a telephone call asking for money on behalf of a charity frequently criticized in this space has filed a small-clams-court lawsuit alleging fraud and deceptive practices.

The civil lawsuit by St. Petersburg lawyer Matthew D. Weidner names Breast Cancer Research and Support Fund; its parent unit, Community Charity Advancement, of Pompano Beach, Fla.; and something called The Fundraising Center. The action, which alleges “furtherance of a fraudulent charitable solicitation scheme,” was filed on August 14 in the Small Claims Division of Pinellas County Court and carries the case number 15-006598-SC.

I sent a request for comment about the lawsuit to BCRSF/CCA through its website and will update this if I hear back. Based on my past experience with this charity, that’s not too likely. Continue reading

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The Miser–‘worst statue in Seattle’–is quietly replaced

The Miser

The Miser, formerly outside the Grand Hyatt Seattle

More than three years ago, as part of a series on local public art called “Monumental Seattle,” I wrote about “The Miser,” sitting just outside the entrance to the Grand Hyatt Seattle at 721 Pine Street. The bronze sculpture, fashioned in 1997 by Tom Otterness, whimsically depicted class struggle. A cartoonish tycoon hands a coin to a down-and-outer, with both standing on a globe supported by other tycoons. (For other installments of my public-art series, click here, here and here.)

I thought “The Miser” was brilliant. But not everyone shared my view. Paul Constant, a writer at The Stranger, the well-read local alternative weekly, had been offended by the juxtaposition of such political commentary with the fancy hotels and restaurants along one of downtown Seattle’s fanciest strips. He wrote in 2008, “The aggravating combination of weak satire and poor location makes this the worst statue in Seattle.”

Still, it came as a surprise last week when a visitor to New To Seattle posted this comment under my 2012 story: “Do you know where ‘The Miser’ went?”

I hot-footed it downtown to look. Gone! Missing in action! And, it turns out, recently replaced–quietly–by a more innocuous piece of art. Continue reading

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Seattle upzoning proposal collapses like the Mariners

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Seattle Mayor Ed Murray (via Wikipedia)

Well, that didn’t last long.

Barely two weeks ago, I wrote about a radical proposal from a Seattle committee that would allow single-family homes virtually anywhere in this city of neighborhoods to be torn down and replaced with multi-family units. The upzoning proposal, intended to generate more housing at lower cost, was staunchly backed in its entirety by liberal Mayor Ed Murray and, it seemed, a majority of the liberal City Council, whose approval would be needed for zoning-rule changes. I suggested that Seattle, a city of neighborhoods, might end up looking like no-zoning Houston, and wondered if a homeowner revolt here might ensue.

It did.

Last week, Murray completely bailed on the Seattle upzoning bid. “I will no longer pursue changes that could allow more types of housing in 94 percent of single-family zones,” he said in a statement that killed the proposal as surely as the chances of the faltering Seattle Mariners making the baseball playoffs this year.

Murray blamed “sensationalized reporting by a few media outlets” for fanning a local uproar. Perish the thought that a dumb policy proposal potentially affecting almost every homeowner should be blamed. Continue reading

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Seattle racial profilingIn its August issue, glossy Seattle Magazine contains a story entitled, “Is Becoming a Home for Racial Profiling?” The article, by Linda Morgan, focused on the growth of Nextdoor web sites in neighborhoods across the country and especially in Seattle. has partnered with the Seattle Police Department in what has been described as an effort to fight crime.

Back in March, I wrote here about a debate on Nextdoor Magnolia, which covers my neighborhood, that seemed to touch on Seattle racial profiling. My post somehow caught a wider attention.

The Seattle Magazine article can be read by clicking here.

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Police nonprofit soliciting around Seattle mainly benefited fundraiser

police nonprofitEvery so often, the New To Seattle world headquarters gets a query about a nonprofit that hasn’t yet called to ask for money. This latest question came from someone in the Seattle area asking about the Washington State Fraternal Order of Police, which had made a pitch for a contribution. “What is your opinion of these folks?” the email said. “I have given before, but your comments on this type of subject makes me ask.”

After looking at its most recent filings with regulators, for 2013, I have formed an opinion. It isn’t great, although I’ve seen worse in the law enforcement realm. Continue reading

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In hot weather, residents of A/C-less Seattle head for their cool basements

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Seattle weather on Sunday, July 19 (via KOMO)

At a recent block party, some of my Seattle neighbors talked about how they made it through the recent string of hot nights. “We slept in the basement for a week,” one said. “It was fine.”

Now your image of Seattle might be that of a technologically up-to-date metropolis with all the modern trappings. That largely would be true. But one thing is in short supply: air conditioning. According to the U.S. Census Bureau, only 16% of all housing units in the Seattle metro area has central air, compared with a national average of 65%. (and 58% in the Philadelphia area, where I grew up). Among units occupied by renters, the local cooling rate is only 7%. One doesn’t see a lot of window units, either.

Fortunately for those in Seattle who live in a single-family house, there generally is a basement. And thanks to the coolness of the surrounding earth, the basement temperature during the summer is (in my experience) about 15 degrees cooler than the upstairs and the outside. So if it is, say, 95 degrees (the record-tying temperature on Sunday and the hottest day of the year), the basement will be a comfortable 80 degrees or so, and a lot lower at night. With no cost of electricity, either. Continue reading

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Will upzoning Seattle resemble no-zoning Houston?

upzoning SeattleSome 35 years ago in 1980, I moved from the East Coast to Houston as it was experiencing an epic boom. Houston was (and remains) the largest city in the U.S. without zoning. So in some of the older neighborhoods, I saw all kinds of anomalies, but especially multiple town homes or multi-family housing crammed onto a single lot. It didn’t always make for a pleasant streetscape. Few lists of well-planned or scenic cities have included Houston.

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Downtown areas of Houston (top) and Seattle

I’m wondering if Seattle–also in the midst of an epic boom–is about to go the way of Houston when it comes to land-use planning. A proposal leaked to The Seattle Times and now confirmed by city officials would do away with a central tenet of traditional zoning: Single-family-home areas in which just one living unit can be on a single lot.

A Seattle panel is recommending an almost-anything-goes approach. In effect, the plan would give a green light to developers to, say, buy and tear down an small, older house–or maybe a string of them on a block–and put up higher-density housing. Ed Murray, the liberal mayor, seems to have given this “upzoning” scheme his blessing, although it would need City Council approval. Continue reading

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When–not if–the Big One hits Seattle

big one hits SeattleConsider this a rare New To Seattle guest post, of sorts. Click here to read a story in the July 20 issue of The New Yorker by Kathryn Schultz. The not-so-understated headline:

Annals of Seismology


An earthquake will destroy a sizable portion of the coastal Northwest. The question is when.

Not much for me to add here.

The same geology that makes Seattle very beautiful also makes it very dangerous.

Which is why, albeit with a ridiculously high deductible, I carry earthquake insurance.

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Nominee for ‘America’s Stupidest Charities’ list calls again in Seattle

America's Stupidest CharitiesHe went by Mike. Mike McCann. And he wanted money from me. Now.

On the phone recently, Mike said he worked for American Veterans Support Foundation, part of the National Vietnam Veterans Foundation. Mike said the organization was based in Eatontown, N.J., did good work for veterans in need and was hopeful I could aid the cause. And oh yes, he was recording the call.

Mike had a smooth pitch. But then I asked him to spell his last name.

After a pause, he simply repeated his full name. No spelling.

I asked him again to spell his last name.

Another pause. “That’s okay,” he finally said. “We’ll call back at another time.” Mike hung up.

The likely reason there were pauses is that Mike actually was an interactive computer controlled by a handler monitoring the conversation and deciding on responses by hitting a keyboard. The handler probably decided to cut and run.

But I knew about the AVSF/NVVF. A lot, actually. That’s because it was the first nominee to a list I started last year of “America’s Stupidest Charities.” The criteria is simple: nonprofits that contact the New To Seattle world headquarters asking for money even though they already had been the subject of a negative write-up by the New To Seattle world headquarters. Can it get dumber than that?

My earlier description was negative for the same reason now. AVSF/NVVF blew almost all the money raised on fundraising costs and spent precious little on stuff that reasonably could be called veterans support.

So I hereby again nominate AVSF/NVVF for my list. Continue reading

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National prayer breakfast movement began in unchurched Seattle

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Abraham Vereide (via Wikipedia)

Seattle ranks high on lists of the country’s least religious cities. Sperling’s Best Places figures that only 38% of Seattleites profess a religious affiliation, compared with a national average of 49%. The Public Religion Research Institute reckons that Seattle, tied with San Francisco, is the country’s second most godless city (behind Portland, Ore.). Among the country’s 100 largest metro areas, Seattle/Tacoma placed No. 7 on a list of highest percentage of adults who have not attended any service in the past six months. That squared with a Gallup Poll that said only 2% of all Washington State residents attend religious services weekly, tying the state for next-to-last place (behind Vermont).

Still New To Seattle, I found it surprising and interesting to read in a newly published book tracing the intertwining of capitalism and Christian religion that the National Prayer Breakfast, the famous annual Washington, D.C. religious event attended by top governmental leaders, got its start 80 years ago as a local tradition in Seattle. And one grounded in conservative politics, to boot.

According to One Nation Under God: How Corporate America Invented Christian America, by Kevin M. Kruse, the prayer breakfast movement was started in 1935 by Abraham Vereide, a Methodist minister in Seattle who went by Abram. Vereide gathered local business executives to pray and fight the worsening poverty of the Depression–as well as Communism, labor unions, anti-free market philosophies and Franklin Roosevelt’s New Deal policies. Vereide’s conservative movement based on trickle-down economics and what he called the leadership skills of “key man” Jesus spread across Seattle, then to other cities and eventually to both houses of Congress in the Other Washington.

In 1953 Vereide was instrumental, along with Billy Graham, in staging the first national prayer breakfast at the Mayflower Hotel. The attendance of the new president, Dwight Eisenhower, insured its significance. More than 60 years later, the once-a-year National Prayer Breakfast is still going strong, held on the first Thursday of each February at the Washington Hilton. President Obama has been a frequent attendee.

Vereide is a figure largely lost to history, especially in Seattle. He is rarely noted here, even though he was a prominent pastor and founder of the local Goodwill Industries operation that nearly a century later still dominates the thrift store scene. Looking at Seattle Public Library databases, I can’t find a single reference to Vereide in the pages of The Seattle Times since the aftermath of his heart attack death at age 82 in 1969. Nor is there any mention of him at all on, the comprehensive online encyclopedia of Washington State history. Even the Goodwill Seattle website completely omits his name. Continue reading

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In Seattle Confederate flag is on open public display

Seattle Confederate flag

Confederate Veterans Memorial, Lake View Cemetery, Seattle.

In light of the Charleston black church massacre, South Carolina lawmakers have begun debating whether the Confederate flag–a favored emblem of accused killer Dylann Roof and the symbol of the pro-slavery South in the Civil War–should be removed from the state capital grounds in Columbia.

That also could be an interesting debate here in Seattle. For 89 years, one of the several versions of the Confederate flag has adorned the top of the Confederate Veteran’s Memorial in venerable Lake View Cemetery, located on Capitol Hill.

What, you don’t believe liberal Seattle has a monument to the racist forces of the Civil War, let alone an open display of its most famous symbol? Nearby is a photo of the monument that I took just this morning. The monument sits amid assorted Nordstroms, Dennys, Seattle mayors and the one-and-only Bruce Lee, the martial arts film star who married a Seattle girl.

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Confederate flag engraved in cross atop the memorial

Also nearby is a close-up photo of the cross at the top in which the Confederate flag is engraved in metal.

But that was not the only local reminder of a dark period in American history. State Highway 99, which runs from Canada to Oregon through Seattle as Aurora Avenue N and the Alaska Way Viaduct, was once named Jefferson Davis Highway after the Confederacy’s president. A bid to change the name died in the Legislature in 2002, although it’s not used anymore. Continue reading

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Not far from Seattle, Spokane is perfect setting for Rachel Dolezal scandal

Rachel Dolezal scandal

Rachel Dolezal interviewed on the Today show

Spokane, Washington State’s second largest city after Seattle, is such a perfect setting for the saga of Rachel Dolezal. She’s the local NAACP chapter president who just left her position amid claims she falsified her racial background as well as hate mail she received. The long recorded history of the Spokane area is so full of sharpies trying to pull fast ones on innocents that Forbes in 2009 published a full-blown story calling the town the “Fraud Capital Of America.”

I was the writer of that article, published two years before becoming New To Seattle and taking up residence a mere 280 miles west of Spokane. I also was the author of two earlier lists published in the magazine recounting even more of the many scams that has given Spokane, shall we say, a special aura. The headline over the first list–way back in 2002–was “Probably Not Mentioned In Chamber Of Commerce Literature.” The second, published in 2006: “The Spokane Hustle Continues.”

All this deception and other questionable conduct took place in a metro area that, although the most populous between Minneapolis and Seattle, until recently had fewer than 500,000 residents. That’s a pretty small population base for so much smelly stuff.

Allow me to rehash some of this simply delectable material. Continue reading

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Seattle liberalism: illegal to smoke in parks, but no penalty

Seattle liberalismThe much-vaunted liberalism of Seattle is about to get an interesting test. The city is making it illegal to use tobacco in its many public parks. But violators will face no fine or jail time. Instead, they will get a talking-to by park rangers or police who–amazingly, if you ask me–also will try to persuade them into giving up their habit.

In 2010 Seattle parks barred use of tobacco within 25 feet of another park-goer. The number of $27 citations issued since then: zero.

Still, despite this total lack of enforcement, city officials deemed it necessary to ban use altogether. E-cigarettes and vape pens will be allowed on the theory they aid in smoking cessation.

But after complaints the rule might be used to harass the poor and homeless who sleep in parks–and apparently also need smokes to survive–the city Board of Park Commissioners really watered it down. There would be no penalty for violators, although repeat offenders could get hit with a trespassing charge. Continue reading

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Alaska-Seattle tension goes back a long time

Alaska-Seattle tension

Protestors surround yellow Shell oil rig in Port of Seattle (via KING5)

Seattle just can’t stay out of the national news. The latest bug light for media everywhere was the colorful flotilla of kayaks and other vessels last month surrounding a Royal Dutch Shell oil rig docked at the Port of Seattle intended for deployment in Alaska. Seattle environmentalists are trying to stop new drilling for oil in the Arctic.

Given that most of the gasoline sold in SUV-heavy Seattle comes from oil taken from Alaska, this protest registered a significant reading on my hypocrisy meter. But it’s also interesting from a historical standpoint. For upwards of a century Seattle has been telling Alaska what to do, and Alaskans haven’t been too happy about it. Continue reading

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Beacon Hill tops Seattle ‘hoods in letter carrier dog attacks

It was once the home of, whose old terracotta Art Deco headquarters building still sits majestically atop the narrow northern face. But Seattle’s long, skinny elevated Beacon Hill neighborhood just southeast of downtown now has a new distinction. Its dogs attacked more letter carriers than any other Seattle neighborhood during the latest yearly reporting period.

Of the 27 documented dog attacks during 2014 in Seattle on United States Postal Service workers–down one from a year earlier–four took place on Beacon Hill. Tied for No. 2, with three each, were Columbia City and West Seattle (which led this list two years ago). Four neighborhoods–Ballard, Central Area, Wallingford and Windemere–had two each. Seven other neighborhoods–Georgetown, Leshi, Mount Baker, Pinehurst, Rainier Beach, Ravenna and Wedgewood–recorded one each. Two incidents couldn’t be pinpointed. Fancy Queen Anne, which led last year’s list, had none.

The nifty interactive map above created with (which is who wants a donation, not me) and Google Maps plots with the two exceptions noted above the precise location of each dog attack. Click on any bloody red box containing the deceptively cute dog to reveal the street address and gain the option to zoom in the neighborhood. You also can resize the overall map and move the field of view. Continue reading

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Yep, USPS still exaggerates Seattle letter carrier dog attacks

letter carrier dog attacksThe U.S. Postal Service is up to its old dog tricks, at least in Seattle.

As part of a long-running P.R. campaign against dog bites, the post office earlier this month released its annual national list of the cities with the highest number of dog attacks on letter carriers last year. According to the USPS, Seattle tied with Detroit for No. 13, listing 28 dog attacks. Seeking public awareness, it is in the USPS’s interest to make the situation seem as bad as possible.

And as part of my long-running New To Seattle campaign against false statements, I filed my annual Freedom of Information Act request with the stamp honchos in the Other Washington for copies of the incident reports. Unlike previous years, where there were long delays and even a refusal in providing the requested documents until I filed an administrative appeal brimming with ridicule and won an apology, this year the bureaucrats coughed up the paperwork in barely a week.

Guess what? The USPS again exaggerated the number of letter carrier dog attacks in dog-happy Seattle by including incidents occurring outside the city. The level of exaggeration this time was 4% (two years ago, it was 17%, but last year it was none). On top of that, none of the incidents appeared to be serious and several didn’t even involve bites. Continue reading

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