Seattle-area charity scores P.R. coup from lack of disclosure

JofA logoWhat would you think about a newspaper that printed a first-person rant on its op-ed page from someone complaining about overreaching law enforcement without mentioning the author had been convicted of murder?  Or a magazine that published an article criticizing due diligence in accounting without stating the writer had done the books for Ponzi artist Bernard Madoff? As a reader, isn’t this background you would want to know?

These hypothetical examples aren’t too far off from what in my judgment the editors of the 108-year-old Journal of Accountancy did–or didn’t do–with an article by a top financial manager at the Seattle area’s biggest public charity.

In its August issue, the JofA published an article about the difficulties of valuing of donated goods entitled “Gifts-in-Kind: What Are They Worth?” The subhead was “How to avoid pitfalls of GIK valuation.” The author was described in an accompanying bio as “associate director for financial accounting and operations for World Vision, a relief, development, and advocacy organization that works to fight poverty.”

Here’s my problem with this: Over the past decade World Vision, a faith-based charity headquartered in the Seattle suburb of Federal Way, has been one of the world’s biggest exaggerators of GIK value, especially in the realm of deworming medicines like mebendazole. The charity took pills that cost 2 cents a pop on world markets and reported them on its financial statements as being worth as much as $10.64. That’s a 53,000% exaggeration, which had the effect of making the charity look to would-be cash donors larger and more financially efficient that it really was. World Vision ran into GIK valuation problems with other items, including, memorably, 100,000 misprinted NFL T-shirts sent to Africa that the charity initially said it it would book at $20 each instead of a wholesale-shipping-and-processing value of maybe $2 each.

Many articles have criticized World Vision for various aspects of its GIK operation. Yet there is no specific mention in the JofA piece or the bio of World Vision’s highly controversial practices. The closest thing is a reference in the first sentence to “a number of investigative articles” about GIK. I happen to be the author of some of those articles, for Forbes here and here, and even for New To Seattle, the blog you’re reading right now. This sentence in the JofA article does not state or even imply that World Vision ever has been cited specifically, which it has. In fact, the wording of that sentence, and indeed the entire article, has an innocent, above-the-fray tone, which I suspect is exactly what was intended. Continue reading

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Postal Service apologizes for hiding Seattle dog-bite reports

USPS logoIt apparently is a lot easier to learn about how the NSA is spying on our phone and Internet communications than it is to get details about all the letter-carriers in Seattle bitten by dogs. But then again, whistle-blower Edward J. Snowden never worked for the U.S. Postal Service.

This morning, I received a letter from the post office’s Washington headquarters offering “deepest apologies” for its inability to correctly process my simple, four-month-old request for incident reports concerning the 42 letter-carriers unfortunate enough to be chomped by dogs in canine-loving Seattle. “We very much regret the delays you have experienced,” wrote Christopher T. Klepac, Chief Counsel, Federal Requirements. He added that the paperwork would be forwarded to me “as soon as possible.”

As it happened, his letter arrived on the very same day the USPS, whose stations sometimes run out of stamps, proposed raising first-class postage from 46 cents to 49 cents. You know, I can’t make up this stuff.

Putting aside the issue of why prying loose animal-bite reports should be so difficult, you might wonder why a top legal gun for the Postal Service sent me such an acquiescent response–certified-mail-return-receipt-requested, no less. Therein lies a lesson definitely worth teaching to the citizenry. Continue reading

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World headline writers gun for Seattle’s Starbucks

Starbucks logo“Decaff grande latte, half-fat, no whip, extra-hot, extra shot … and lose the gun.” That was the headline in the London Independent over Starbucks Coffee Co.’s pretty-please announcement that such weapons were disfavored–but not banned–at the ubiquitous coffee shop chain outlets in the U.S.

Newspapers may be dying, but they still employ headline writers who jump at the chance to display their ability to pun, juxtapose and otherwise make readers giggle at their work. This tendency has been on full display over the past day since Starbucks billionaire CEO Howard Schultz waded into the U.S. gun debate with his pronouncement about the inappropriateness of guns in his establishments.

Many of the punchier headlines were generated abroad. At first blush this might appear surprising, since most other countries have strict gun-control laws to start with. But in my New To Seattle view this reflects continuing world fascination with America’s gun culture.  And also, perhaps, with the mystique of Starbucks’ hometown of Seattle, which remains an contradictory mix of progressive and libertarian beliefs.

Anyway, here are some other headlines that caught my eye:

–“Coffee giant to put lid on guns”  (Cairns Post, Australia)

–“Guns ‘n’ lattes at Starbucks”   (Globe and Mail, Toronto)

–“If you want a latte, please leave your gun at home” (Metro UK, Scotland)

–“Only a shot of caffeine” (MX Australia, Melbourne)

–“Welcome to Starbucks, check your gun at the door” (New Zealand Herald, Auckland)

–“Guns, coffee don’t mix, Starbucks tells customers” (Orlando Sentinel)

–“Starbucks tells customers no guns (please)” (USA Today)

–“One shot or two?” (Daily Mail, London)

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Forbes 400 list catches up with New To Seattle

Nordstrom logoLast year, when Forbes published its celebrated annual list of the 400 richest Americans, I suggested here in New To Seattle that someone in Seattle had been missed–Anne Gittinger, whose grandfather co-founded Nordstrom in 1901. My close reading of the company proxy suggested she was in a tie–at $1.2 billion–with her older brother, Bruce Nordstrom, who had become the first Nordstrom ever to make the list.  Re Gittinger–Seattle’s richest woman in her own right–I wrote, “Maybe next year.”

Well, next year arrived this morning, when the 32d edition of the 400 was released. Both Gittinger and Nordstrom are on the list, tied at No. 386 with an estimated net worth each of $1.3 billion. (Last year, Nordstrom was No. 360).

Actually, there is a total of 15 people tied at No. 386, so the Seattle sibs sit at the very bottom. But you can do a lot worse than sit at the very bottom of the Forbes 400 list. Continue reading

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Looming spotlight: Seattle suburb vote on $15 minimum wage

SeaTac logoSee update at end of story.

Okay. I predicted recently that the November election for Seattle’s mayor will get a lot of national attention, due to widespread fascination with the city’s progressive politics and a general lack of interesting races elsewhere. But I’m now thinking that a fair amount of that Puget Sound spotlight is going to be shared with a scheduled vote in a small Seattle suburb that happens to be the home of a very famous facility.

Thanks to an appeals court ruling, the city of SeaTac (population 28,000, mostly people of very modest means) is putting to its voters a citizen petition to boost the minimum wage for an estimated 6,000 restaurant, hotel and transportation workers. The question is whether to increase it from Washington State’s $9.19 an hour–already the nation’s highest, well above the federal rate of $7.25–to $15.00. That would be a whopping 63% rise, and in future years the minimum would rise with inflation.

As its name implies, SeaTac, which sits south of Seattle separated by one city, is the home of giant Seattle-Tacoma International Airport, with its huge infrastructure of, well, restaurants, hotels and transportation facilities.

Tiny SeaTac could well become the latest political battleground in a cultural and economic war that dates back decades but in this iteration began with the Occupy Wall Street’s “1%” movement in 2011. Pro-worker groups see a $15 wage–or $30,000 a year for a full-time job–as simple justice necessary to support the families of workers struggling to get by.

Business interests, of course, think this is sheer Communism, and warn about job flight. However, this isn’t much of a credible threat here since most of SeaTac’s businesses are tied to the airport (the city’s logo, shown above, sports an aircraft) and really can’t vote with their feet if the measure passes. Among the companies based in SeaTac is Alaska Airlines (despite its name, headquarters is not in Anchorage), which has now lost a lawsuit to derail the vote.

Because of the symbolism and potential for precedent, national advocates on both sides have considerable incentive to flood the zone with money and bodies, followed, of course, by the media. Continue reading

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New pot rules for Seattle are a riot–for now

pot plant photoI have just finished reading one of the funniest government documents I have seen in a long time. No, it’s not the recycling rules for Seattle trash pick-up I encountered after becoming New To Seattle, although they’re quite amusing, too. I am referring to the revised proposed rules issued yesterday by the Washington State Liquor Control Board to govern the state’s fledgling recreational marijuana industry, centered around Seattle, that was legalized by voters last year.

It isn’t every day you see an official 43-page document specifying that labeling for a product still officially illegal under federal law must include these warnings: “Caution: when eaten or swallowed, this intoxicating effects of this drug may be delayed by two or more hours …   This product has intoxicating effects and may be habit forming … Smoking is hazardous to your health.”

The rules declare solemnly that marijuana may not be labeled as organic “unless permitted by the United States Department of Agriculture in accordance with the Organic Foods Production Act.” Remember, the feds based in the Other Washington still consider all of this illegal, although they say they will look the other way.

In a helpful illustration, the rules even include a sample label for “The Best Resins Space cake,” a marijuana-infused product.  In addition to the stated ingredients (“flour, butter, canola oil, sugar, chocolate, marijuana and strawberries”), there is this: “THIS PRODUCT IS UNLAWFUL OUTSIDE WASHINGTON STATE.”

Too funny.

But to me, the more serious take-away is that the layers and layers of regulations, licenses, restrictions and taxes in the rules–plus the hiring of lawyers to navigate all this–will drive the cost of legal (in Washington, anyway) pot way up. So much so, I predict, the biggest user group–young adults without a lot of money–will still go to the black market and their friendly local dealer, who will have no problem competing on price.  And that’s going to force the authorities to keep arresting or charging folks–not due to anti-drug zeal but to protect what the state hopes will be a cash cow, which includes collection of a 25% excise tax. Continue reading

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In Seattle, TV humor show might affect issue-less mayor’s race

206 logoHere in Seattle, which fancies itself America’s most politically progressive large city, there’s an election in two months for mayor. As near as I can tell, the two candidates do not differ substantially on the major issues. Mike McGinn, the incumbent, is a former state Sierra Club chairman who pushes light rail and bicycle-friendly policies. Challenger Ed Murray is a veteran state senator credited with pushing the legislation that allowed voters statewide to legalize gay marriage. (Murray, who just married his long-time partner, is gay, which I would say is irrelevant in any campaign except that Murray himself mentioned it in the first sentence of his TV spots during his primary run.)

A light voter turn-out is expected and the two major print media endorsements are split, The Seattle Times for Murray and The Stranger for McGinn. So the outcome could well turn on ridiculously minor factors like perceived personality traits or which candidate says more stupid things during the run-up to November 5.

Or maybe a fledgling weekly local TV humor show.

“The 206” started airing earlier this year on KING5 after “Saturday Night Live.” (For those reading this blog in Ulan Bator, 206 is the area code for Seattle.) Despite initial publicity that the show would include political humor among its satire, early segments completely lacked that–and much other humor, too. “In my judgment the pokes weren’t funny or barbed enough,” I wrote in May. It didn’t help that the show was taped before a live audience not in the 206, but across Lake Washington in suburban Bellevue, which for the uninformed is in area code 425.

But “The 206,” a revival of a fondly remembered similar local show, “Almost Live,” that aired from 1984 to 1999, is now recorded in Seattle proper. And in my opinion it’s starting to pick up speed, particularly on the political humor front.  As such–and because older segments now can be viewed online–the comedy team of John Keister and Pat and Chris Cashman (father and son) has a pretty good opportunity to influence the fall election. Continue reading

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Those bad Seattle drivers get even worse

Allstate logoWell, Allstate Insurance is out with its annual ranking of the nation’s 200 largest big cities on the basis of how good its drivers are. Seattle has fallen yet again, from No. 154 last year to No. 160 this year, knocking at the door of the bottom fifth. (No. 1 is the best.) Two years ago when I became New To Seattle, the city ranked No. 128, so it’s been quite a tumble.

Allstate uses its enormous database of accident claims to figure out how long the average motorist goes between mishaps. The more time, the better a city’s drivers are deemed. Tops nationally was Fort Collins, Colo., closely followed by Boise, Idaho. The absolute worst–by a large margin–was the Other Washington again, followed (again) by Baltimore. In Washington State, Spokane ranked No. 45 (up two clicks), Vancouver No. 82 (down from No. 67 last year), and Tacoma No. 144 (up from No. 156). So the City of Destiny finally beat the Emerald City in something good, although not by much. Continue reading

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Is Seattle really all that much against government snooping?

Claude Rains as the police chief in "Casablanca"

Claude Rains as the police chief in “Casablanca”

See update at end of story.

In recent months residents of largely liberal Seattle have stood up in defense of their civil liberties. They forced the Seattle Police Department to abandon the planned use of drones for surveillance, and kicked up a fuss about a plan to ring the Port of Seattle with cameras that might have the ability to peer into nearby homes. I certainly have heard plenty of local outrage in the wake of the revelations by National Security Agency leaker Edward Snowden about massive email and phone snooping.

Last year, I wrote about the bizarre mystery surrounding the precise Seattle location of Amazon.com-owned Internet Movie Database. “As someone New To Seattle, I simply don’t see the city as any big den of big secrets,” I opined then.

But now I am rethinking things.

One big reason is a story this week in The Seattle Times that Amazon.com is in court trying as secretly as it can to fight IBM and hold onto the award of a $600 million contract to build a secure Web infrastructure for the Central Intelligence Agency. The CIA is no stranger when it comes to overreaching snooping (and waterboarding torture, but that’s another issue). I have to think the CIA wouldn’t even dream of considering a data services vendor for a big, sensitive contract like that unless that vendor had a proven record of playing ball when it came to granting access to any data sister federal agencies wanted. And boy, the NSA is definitely a sister agency of the CIA.

Another big reason: Thanks to Snowden, we know that Seattle-area-based Microsoft allowed the NSA big liberties with its Outlook and Skype communication systems for consumers. Like other Big Data–Verizon, Google, AOL, AT&T, Apple, Facebook and Yahoo–the locals pretty much rolled over when presented directly or indirectly with governmental demands for access to information, demands that in my judgment sometimes violated the U.S. Constitution. (Indeed, the sweep of the data grabbed is so disproportionate that it’s hard for me to escape the conclusion the Federal Government isn’t so much protecting its citizens from foreign threats as it is protecting itself from its domestic citizens.) Continue reading

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Seattle again back in the national news for pot

Doritos imageSeattle just can’t stay out of the news elsewhere. That’s what a permissive pot law will do.

Over the weekend, Seattle police handed out hundreds of bags of Doritos to attendees of the annual waterfront Hempfest festival. It was the first Hempfest since state voters last year legalized recreational use of marijuana.

The bags, part of what the cops called Operation Orange Fingers, were labeled with advice on how to comply with the new law, including the warning that smoking in public is still illegal. Judging from the reported aroma in the vicinity of Myrtle Edwards Park, many attendees to Hempfest were illiterate or too stoned to read.

The story of cops bearing Doritos–the legendary nachos-cheese-flavored craving of those on high–was catnip to the news media and the Internet, where a Google News search for Seattle and Doritos produced nearly 31,000 36,000 hits. “Dope Doritos at Seattle pot fest,” said a headline in the New York Daily News. “Seattle PD’s Stash of Doritos Totally Cashed,” proclaimed Gawker. “Cops deal Doritos at Hempfest,” said the website of KVTI in St. Louis. “Cops give stoners chips,” declared Daily Beast.

“Cops handing out Doritos? Jack Webb is well and truly dead,” said a headline over a disapproving column on the website of the Steubenville (Ohio) Herald-Star. Continue reading

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Brown bags, Bezos and ballyhoo: Another week in Seattle

Brown bag imageOne reason that I started a blog focusing on Seattle upon becoming New To Seattle two years ago is that it didn’t look like there would be any shortage of interesting material to write about. Events of the past week certainly reaffirm the accuracy of that belief.

First off was a memo from the Seattle Office of Civil Rights urging city employees to avoid using “brown bag” to describe meals workers bring to lunch-time functions and “citizens” to describe people who live in Seattle. The office’s Elliott Bronstein wrote since not everyone living in Seattle has U.S. citizenship, “residents” would be a better term. As for “brown bag,” he contended it was offensive to blacks because brown bags were once used in the era of segregation as a reference standard to decide if someone was white enough. “Lunch-and-learn” or “sack lunch,” he said, would be preferable.

After being reported by SeattlePI, this got enormous pick-up around the country, and undoubtedly will prove to be Bronstein’s 15 minutes of fame.  The general narrative playing elsewhere is that this was the latest howler from the Big Brother, politically correct, pot-smoking thought-police yahoos running America’s most pretentious and self-described progressive big city.

Typical of the continuing–and, one would think, extremely rare–national conversation concerning a characterization of food containers in Seattle was a passage in a column by guest columnist Geoff Caldwell in today’s edition of The Joplin Globe, 1,600 miles away in Missouri:

One big problem with the brown bag usage ban in Seattle is that it’s hard to find evidence that this tactic was employed in any major way across the country. Now I don’t know about you, but I’d never heard such a claim. And a quick Internet search revealed that neither had the rest of the world. One etymology site after another refers to brown bag lunch as just that, a lunch in a brown bag. It takes some deep digging to find even a trace of the skin color test referenced by Bronstein. It turns out that the term was only used in the early 20th century by some in the New Orleans area to screen party/event attendees by skin color. That Bronstein would use a long-abandoned practice used by so few in one geographic area as the basis for banning an innocuous phrase used by all races for decades adds a new rung to the ladder to lunacy. Does anyone doubt that if “brown bag” was truly racist that Al Sharpton wouldn’t have already held God knows how many marches demanding immediate federal legislation to ban such “hate” speech?

As I suggested here recently, the state of race relations in Seattle–historically, long among America’s whitest big cities–is not nearly as good as civic boosters might proclaim. So I’d say Bronstein’s civil rights office still has a lot of work to do. But it’s just silly to go after a phrase like brown bag that almost no one–including blacks–thinks is pejorative. Continue reading

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A sign of Seattle: City sells me my name for $5

WBarrett_signFor $5, the City of Seattle just sold me my name.

Sort of. Used, too.

You can see it to the right. Yes, it’s an old street sign, now resting on my sofa. I’m going to pretend the W stands for William–my first name–rather than, say, West. In my own mind, that immortalizes me like the city founder behind far-more-prominent Denny Way.

As it turns out, I live just a few blocks from the real W. Barrett Street, which I cross twice on my daily constitutional. I do the same pretending out there, too. As the sign comes into view, my heartbeat always quickens, possibly from pride but more likely from not being enough in shape.

The street sign I bought is one of the more than 8,000 the city has replaced since 2007 when voters approved a $365 million “Bridging The Gap” extra property tax levy for nine years to pay for infrastructure and transportation upgrades. The signs are all sent to the city’s surplus warehouse, a sort of municipal Goodwill store. For five bucks, it’s first come, first served.

But what I’m still trying to figure out is why with such lavish funding the street signage in Seattle remains so dodgy. Continue reading

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Seattle again tops ‘America’s most miserable sports cities’

Seattle stadiums for baseball (top) and football (via Flickr)

Seattle stadiums for baseball (top) and football (via Flickr)

Earlier this month, the Web site of Travel+Leisure declared Seattle America’s fifth most snobbiest city. Now, another indignity. Forbes.com this morning said  that Seattle was No. 1 on its new annual list of “Americas most miserable sports cities.”

“Let us count the ways to misery,” wrote staffer Tom Van Riper. “The Sonics are now one of the NBA’s elite teams–in Oklahoma City. A push to get basketball back via Sacramento didn’t make it. The 116-win Mariners of 2001 couldn’t finish the job. And a controversial call in the 2005 Super Bowl helped ensure a Seahawks loss to Pittsburgh.”

The Forbes methodology looked primarily at the post-season track records of four pro sports: baseball, football, basketball and hockey. The inclusion of soccer and the successful Seattle Sounders probably would have gotten the Emerald City out of the penalty box. Seattle topped the list in 2011 but fell to No. 2 last year.

By the reckoning of Forbes, a total of 115 Seattle sports seasons stretching back long before I became New To Seattle have produced exactly one championship, by the 1979 Sonics.  No. 2 this year was Atlanta, with one 1995 championship in 159 seasons, followed by Phoenix, with one 2001 championship in 101 seasons.

The dreadful Seattle showing on a sports list keyed to championships might not be all that  surprising given the official position of Seattle Mariners CEO Howard Lincoln. “The goal of the Mariners is not to win the World Series,” he once said.  “We absolutely have to make money … We will not do a deal just so we can say to fans or players, ‘Look at us, we did a deal.’ This is not the way I operate a business.”

While I don’t see Seattle as a snobby town at all, its sad overall record in pro sports is objectively out there for all to see and stick up their noses at.

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Reddit post about Seattle race relations creates quite a stir

Seattle and its neighborhoods (via VisitSeattle.org)

Seattle and its neighborhoods (via VisitSeattle.org)

It began a couple days ago on the Seattle page of Reddit, the Conde Nast-owned Internet bulletin board that amounts to a giant electronic water cooler where everyone wears a mask.

A white newcomer to Seattle had moved a month ago into the Central District, the historically black part of Seattle. “I have to say that I have never experienced racism in such an open and in your face way as I have here,” the poster, going by the handle 74NK, said. 74NK later explained, “While sitting on my front porch I got told I was ‘Bringing the neighborhood down’ by a couple walking down the street. When I tried to introduce myself to the lady, asking her name she replied with ‘We’re black people that’s all you need to know.’ There have been others, but that’s the most recent. Like I said I’ve lived here for about a month and have had 4 or 5 similar instances. Maybe my neighbors are just twats.”

74NK’s remarks began a terribly interesting thread that has now generated more than 130 comments, which is a pretty large number by Internet standards for a local issue.  While a wide range of opinions were expressed, the thread certainly has done little to buttress Seattle’s much-vaunted reputation as a politically progressive city.

I’ve written here before about Seattle’s long history of racial segregation and the University of Washington website, Segregated Seattle, documenting it. Over the last half-century the segregation of Seattle has gone from de jure–mandated by racist laws and governmental policies–to de facto–without sanction of law. But to my mind, housing segregation still exists here. It’s actually pretty obvious to anyone driving around all over town like I do refereeing youth soccer matches. However, I can’t say the situation here is more extreme than any of the many other places I lived or worked in across the country before becoming New To Seattle. Continue reading

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In Seattle mayor’s race, politics run the gamut from A to A

Seattle City Hall (via Seattle.gov)

Seattle City Hall (via Seattle.gov)

Running for president in 1968 as a third-party candidate, George Wallace famously declared, “There’s not a dime’s worth of difference between the Republicans and Democrats.”  Were he still alive and watching the current mayor’s race in Seattle, he could narrow the political variance to a penny.

There are nine candidates running to be the next mayor of Seattle, including incumbent Mike McGinn. I’ve been trying to figure out how they differ on substantive issues reasonably within the scope of the mayor’s office. So far, I haven’t had any luck. They all seem to be progressive liberals of only mildly varying stripes.

Since it’s a non-partisan race (the mail-ballot-only primary is on August 6; the top two vote-getters then vie in November), there technically are no Democrats or Republicans or anything elses on the ballot. Of course, in the two years since becoming New To Seattle, I have yet to meet a card-carrying Republican, or at least one that admits to that proclivity. I have, however, heard rumors of such sightings in the grandly gated 89-year-old Broadmoor enclave by Madison Park.

Note that I wrote “reasonably within the scope of the mayor’s office.” One candidate, Mary Martin, a popcorn factory employee who belongs to the radical Socialist Workers Party, has called for the elimination of capitalism, while voicing enthusiastic support for Fidel Castro. At the innumerable candidates forums Martin has been highly entertaining; titters race through audiences when she mounts her soapbox. But La Revolución is not likely to start at City Hall on Fourth Avenue in downtown Seattle. Continue reading

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Dissimilar Seattle and Detroit make a Top 10 list

Sperling's logoFresh into bankruptcy, Detroit is not having the best of summers, or for that matter of years or even decades. But at least the folks still there can enjoy the weather now along with a certain large, thriving city in the Pacific Northwest. They’re both in the Top 10 of a new list of the 50 largest metropolitan areas with the coolest summers. The Seattle area, in fact, is No. 1.

Sperling’s Best Places, which cranks out all kinds of interesting studies, crunched numbers to figure out, in its words, “the best U.S. places in the U.S. to spend a cool, comfortable summer.” The stat wonks took 30 years of data on high and low temperatures, dew points and relative humidity at high temperature to calculate something called the Sperling Heat Index, and with it, “Sperling’s Chill Cities.” Summer is defined as July and August.

Seattle (which also includes Tacoma and Bellevue), came in tops, followed by the Portland, Ore. area (which includes Vancouver, Wash.), and San Francisco-Oakland-Fremont, Calif.  Detroit (along with suburban Livonia and Warren) ranked No. 9. Continue reading

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More on Seattle and snobbery

Reddit logoOf all the online forums available to discuss the ecstasy and the agony that is Seattle, for sheer entertainment value it’s hard to top the local boards on the website Reddit. Especially interesting are the questions–and answers–propounded, threads often started by folks getting ready to relocate to the Emerald City.

One such recent query on the subreddit page Seattle–“What’s a good area/apartment building that doesn’t have a lot of kids around?”–prompted more than 100 comments and even a Seattle Times story listing neighborhoods with the highest and lowest percentage of populations under age 18. The query itself struck me as amusingly naive, since Seattle already has the nation’s second lowest percentage of kids among major cities (No. 1 is San Francisco). This means all the neighborhoods relatively are kid-free.

Responders to the post went all over the place, suggesting neighborhoods to seek or avoid, often accompanied by snarky social commentary (“Children aren’t illegal per se in Seattle, but having them is generally discouraged …”). However, not a few thought the unnamed couple asking for information were simply poor human beings. This in turn prompted the pair to add this a few days ago to their original query:

Thanks for the input. Was kind of surprised to see the Seattle Times thing, but not really surprised to see in the comments for that article (and somewhat in this post) that we are apparently considered weirdos for not wanting to be around kids (and not wanting to have kids at all for that matter; I didn’t explicitly state that but some of you put 2 and 2 together). It’s disappointing that this attitude seems to persist, even in a seemingly progressive place like Seattle. We don’t go around chastising people for having children, so it would be nice if people afforded us the same courtesy. It’s odd to us that we’re considered snobs and that not having children is an unfathomable life choice in some people’s minds.

Snobs! Another derivative of the S word rears its ugly head again in Seattle! Continue reading

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Seattle area had a mirror Roswell Incident–and just as valid

The 1980 book that started Roswell0mania

The 1980 book that started Roswell-mania

For much of the country, July 4 is an excuse for a big celebration. For me, it’s the signal of the annual run-up to what has to be the country’s biggest, longest-running hoax. I’m referring to the alleged crash-landing in 1947 of an alien spacecraft somewhere in southern New Mexico. It took decades before it was dubbed the Roswell Incident, and even longer before it was claimed that tiny alien bodies–their color changing in different accounts–was found among the UFO wreckage.

But never mind. “The crash conspiracy continues,” asserted an article yesterday in the Huffington Post recounting parts of the story.  Even Google got into the act, with a one-day doodle–its banner on the home page–contained an interactive alien that the visitor (to Google, that is) can direct. 

In 1996, long before becoming New To Seattle, I wrote a long article for New Mexico’s largest alternative newspaper thoroughly debunking the notion that there was anything extraterrestrial to the event and suggesting more earthly motivations along the lines of big green dollars from those little green men. I detailed how the crash site kept moving around and how some Roswell Incident researchers or witnesses were caught lying about credentials, falsifying documents or brandishing documents with bogus notarizations.

As it turns out, the Seattle area had the same kind of incident in the summer of 1947. By same, I mean “demonstrably bogus.” Continue reading

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Is Seattle really among ‘America’s snobbiest cities’?

TnL coverThe country’s obsession with lists of all kinds has brought forth yet another.  The website of Travel+Leisure, a magazine owned by American Express that, as its name suggests, focuses on the la-dee-dah lifestyle, has cranked out rankings of what it calls “America’s snobbiest cities.” In this assessment Seattle is in a tie for No. 5 with Santa Fe, N.M. Seattle is not considered as snobby as No. 1 San Francisco or No. 2 New York City, but more so than No. 7 Chicago, No. 9 Washington, D.C., No. 11 Portland, Ore., or No. 16 Los Angeles.

Seattle as a super-snobby place? I don’t believe it for a minute. At least not if you go by the typical dictionary definition of a snob: “One who tends to patronize, rebuff, or ignore people regarded as social inferiors and imitate, admire, or seek association with people regarded as social superiors.” A more colloquial definition: people who are full of it.

Now, I do think there is a tendency on the part of Seattleities to ignore others. But in my judgment that has nothing at all to do with relative social standing and a lot more to do with that local phenomenon I have written about known as the Seattle Freeze. As I see it, a lot of folks here tend socially to ignore other folks other than relatives and already close friends.

In my pre-New To Seattle era, I lived 12 years in New Mexico and spent a lot of time in Santa Fe. Charming architecturally, Santa Fe was full of people who definitely were full of it.  I don’t discern that tendency nearly as much in Seattle. Continue reading

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Police charity ranks among the scuzziest trolling in Seattle

NPTA logoI think I now know one of the reasons why there hasn’t been much of a law-enforcement crackdown over the years against charities that misrepresent themselves to prospective donors or spend most of what is raised on things having nothing to do with charity. Some of the most scuzzy charities actually belong to law-enforcement groups.

Last night, I got a telephone call at the New To Seattle world headquarters on behalf of an outfit called the National Police and Troopers Association, in Sarasota, Fla. The male voice immediately launched into a spiel about how contributions would help fight crime and God knows what else. I was asked to promise that I would send in money if mailed a pledge card. But the caller quickly hung up after I said it was insulting to be pitched by a computer–which the caller was–rather than a real human.

Afterwards, I did a little research. Not surprisingly, it appears that just about everything I was told was a fib. But the really sad–or shocking–part is that the NPTA is not a stand-alone charity essentially sent up by some telemarketer who keeps most of the money but a division of an actual police union organization whose members, I assume, are supposed to protect the public. Yet the telemarketer still kept most of the money while the sworn officers were, in my judgment, complicit in deception. Continue reading

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